OK I got a little carried away there, but yeah this is terrible. rar file with the translated version is 7.7mb while the. I know this because the resource files were made available by the guys who translated this turd (I wanted to see the schoolgirl naked without having to play through to the last level, which I'm going to have to do now anyway so fuck it). Did the creator think his 2d sidescroller - released in 2008 - wouldn't run fast enough if he didn't write his own routines in ASM or some shit?) or render his shitty backgrounds from tiles, which is extra embarrassing given that they're copy-paste MSPaint jobs - which I said before but it bears repeating. I'm not even a programmer and I know that. Oh and it's p badly programmed - there's a stupid bug in the very first room and the guy can't even mirror sprites (like, fucking seriously, Allegro or SDL_gfx or SFML or any number of other libraries does this for you. So basically we're guiding a spazzy schoolgirl - who suffers from an inability to run more than about ten metres in any direction, for example - through a shittily rendered version of Hell for the dubious reward of seeing her be messily dismembered. A surprisingly small amount of guro considering this is supposed to be a, y'know, guro game. Hilarity ensues (assuming you think copy-pasted MSPaint backgrounds, lazy animations and remarkably shit controls are funny)! There's also guro if that's your thing. Let's fix that.Īnyway I can't be bothered writing much about this game since it is so shit, but basically you're a Japanese schoolgirl stuck in a poorly drawn vision of hell. I can't believe there isn't an LP for this unbelievably turdy mess on this site yet.
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